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Monday 19th October 2026:
Holderness Lodge 3563 Initiation
report by Eddie Wildman
Arriving early (I was lucky with the buses, and the weather continued fair) I went upstairs to the Lodge room at Beverley Road Masonic Hall where some of the Holderness Brethren were preparing the temple for the ceremony to follow. This is the only Hull Lodge I know that places two globes (terrrestrial and celestial) on either side of the pedestal; a Victorian tradition which has declined. At Dagger Lane a massive golden globe is surnmounted on each of the pillars by the entrance to the Lodge Room, and there are antique globes on display behind glass at Trinity Lane, Beverley. The globes serve to illustrate the universality of the Craft of course, and are echoed in the globes on the Wardens' columns, one of which is raised when the Lodge is at labour, the other when the Lodge is at refreshment. Two globes on columns are painted on the mural behind the Master's Chair in the east at Beverley Road. (See picture.)
The Lodge banner was placed by the WM's Chair; an Entered Apprentice Apron was made ready in the northwest corner.
The Worshipful Master, W Bro Lee Atkinson opened the Lodge efficiently punctually at 6:30, the Secretary Bro Colin Wilson read a portion of the Ancient Charges, the minutes were declared correct and signed, The next business was the initiation of Mr Alan Robertson.
Inside the door of the Lodge, Brother Ian Cutts, Inner Guard, sonorously announced him, and Mr Robertson was perambulated round the Lodge by the Junior Deacon, W Bro Stan Aylott. Mr Robertson has some issues with his hips, I understand, and as the evening progressed, this became apparent and was addressed. He stood for his obligation, all the Brethren standing to order as the WM dictated the terms by which members are accepted. He listened intently as the Master explained the three great lights in Freemasonry. Bro Cutts passed his sword into my care and moved to the east to explain the Three Lesser Lights.
By now Brother Robertson was obviously struggling somewhat as W Bro Paul Greenwood demonstrated the step, sign, grip and word of an Entered Apprentice Freemason, but succesfully demonstrated them to the Junior Warden, Bro James Anderson and the Senior Warden, W Bro Malvin Sharpless.
It was with obvious relief that Bro Robertson took a seat as W Bro Alan Coates delivered the address at the northeast corner. Entered Apprentice Chris Sykes pointed out the Warrant under whose authorisation we work and presented the Candidate (albeit briefly) with the Book of Constitutions and the Bylaws. The Working Tools were presented by W Bro Danial Marshall, who also pointed the significance of the roughly quarried stone in front of the JW's pedestal. W Bro James Ashby-Kelly, standing in as Chaplain, delivered the Ancient Charge.
After the Q&A exchange between the three principal officers, Bro Robertson retired to restore himself to his regular attire. Reports were given; the stand-in Tyler, Bro Anthony Townhill entered the Lodge to deliver the Charity Steward's report. Other reports followed, and he returned to without the door, to check that Bro Robertson was properly attired for re-entry into the Lodge.
Anthony Townhill's hearty knock on the door spurred the Inner Guard into action. Brother Cutts sprang to his feet, then turned white and stood motionless. I hastened to his side, scared that he was going to fall over. "Are you alright?" I said, quietly. "My back's gone. It's just seized up. I can't move," muttered Bro Cutts through gritted teeth. "Give me your sword," I said, taking it from his unresisting hand. "Take deep breaths. Relax." For the next few moments I stood in as Inner Guard, affirming who was requesting entry, and giving the familiar responses. By the time the Candidate's proposer had arrived to conduct the Holderness Lodge's newest member to a place near the door, Bro Cutts had managed to seat himself and was was breathing more normally. This was obviously a day for the walking wounded.
One of the visitors was W Bro John Murphy, who spoke of the Festival 2029 and the events still leading up to it. One such event had been the Parachute jump, in which he, and the two Holderness Jameses, W Bro James Ashby-Kelly and Bro James Anderson had taken part. The enthusiasm with which he spoke of his sprightly ten thousand feet drop was quite inspirational. John presented each of the Holderness jumpers with a plaque and a photograph to commemorate the event, and thanked the Holderness Brethren for their loyal support.
Correspondence having been dealt with, greetings were given from UGLE, the Province of YN&ER and from the visitors (eleven from six sister Lodges.) W Bros Ian Syddall, Malcolm Forbes and I represented Humber 57. The Master closed the Lodge and the Wardens' columns moved through 90° reflecting the time-honoured tradition of closing.
At the festive board (the Beverley Road Brethren are spoilt by the excellence of the chef) James Ashby-Kelly proposed the toast to the Candidate with his usual eloquence. The Entered Apprentice Song was delivered by different groups of the Brethren, Malvin Sharpless displaying a remarkable abilty to sing in all the cracks between the notes without hitting the notes themselves. Brother Robertson responded briefly and audibly. The response to the toast to the Visitors was given by W Bro Nigel Bell, WM of the Thesaurus Lodge.
The WM, W Bro Lee Atkinson concluded the evening by presenting Bro Robertson with a songsheet signed by all present as a memento. and thanking all the Brethren who had contributed to making the evening a success.
It was raining outside (yes, we need the water. W Bro Malcolm Forbes reminded me as he drove me home that six areas in England are now critical drought areas) and the carpark was full of puddles. But it had been a lovely evening, and the Brethren had smiles on their faces. Well done, Holderness Lodge!
[Pics: Stan Aylett, Alan Robertson, Lee Atkinson; James Anderson, John Murphy, James Ashby-Kelly.]
Eddie Wildman, Guest Organist.
Saturday 17th October 2026:
A Technicality 5666
report by Eddie Wildman
I suppose every Lodge includes in its annual agenda a "business meeting", often at the end of the Lodge's Masonic year so that the new WM can start afresh with any problems hopefully solved and the financial management of the Lodge (in these increasingly challenging times) under control.
My heart quails at the words "business meeting" however. I am not one to whom rows of figures assemble themselves in comprehensible format, nor am I tolerant of windy reports.
There are Brethren, however, to whom the above is meat and drink and who like nothing better than to spout statistics, insisting on procedural accuracy; the Technical Lodge 5666 has its share of accountants, financial and fiducial experts and I admire them (though preferably from afar.) Indeed, I was taxied to the Lodge by my good friend W Bro Philip Daniels, who relishes columns of complicated figures and studies spread sheets for fun. In idle moments he works out cube roots in his head. I think he has no understanding of the confusion a page of numbers holds for me.
This evening , approaching the end of the year for WM Ash Vesali, it was a business meeting. The agenda was brilliantly encapsulated by the Secretary, W Dan Laughton, stating who was to do what. Before it kicked off, however, the WM asked me to present a UGLE Certificate to Bro Paul Draper (pictured with W Bro Vesali) which I was pleased to do.
As an honourary member of the Lodge I have no vote, of course, and swapped place with the Tyler, W Bro Ian Parkinson as the business part of the meeting took place, confident that the Lodge matters were in capable hands and that the Treasurer hadn't absconded with the funds.
Brief reports were given. These had been distributed electronically beforehand but each reporter stood with at least one addendum.
The Master for next year (W Bro Dave Green) was balloted for, and the Treasurer, then the Lodge Committee, the Tyler, the Company Representative, the Auditors, and Custodian of the Inventory were chosen and confirmed. There were various financial proposition, which I'm sure were sorted out amicably (it is difficult to hear through the wicket) and W Bro Berry spoke at some length while the eyes of some of the Brethren glazed over. But it was a satisfactory convocation; the Brethren were smiling when the Tyler resumed his post and I returned to the organ,
W Bro Vesali thanked everyone and closed the Lodge.
I enjoyed the repast (some of us had salmon with asparagus while others devoured gigantic pork chops) in the company of Philip Daniels, David Turner, Paul Hillary (stand-in SW) and Edward Thompson, the latter looking forward to his office next year. I was lucky enough to win a bottle of Welsh whisky in the raffle; Dan Laughton leaned across the table and smiled appreciatively. "I think you'll find that very smooth," he said. Paul nodded. "Just like you, Eddie," he quipped. I was touched. "Paul," I said, "That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." He gave me one of his looks. "Better put it in your diary then," he said.
There were no visitors, so only two toasts were submitted on this occasion. The DC, W Bro Rob Atkinson, turned to look at the piano so the Brethren could assist rhythmically, bless him. I'm getting deafer by the day, it seems.
So strangely enough, I'd somehow enjoyed a business meeting. But in such excellent company in a such an excellent Lodge, how could anyone fail to be happy?
Eddie Wildman, Organist/Tyler
Wednesday 14th October 2026:
Minerva Chapter Installation
by Eddie Wildman
It is rather different when one is representing the Most Excellent Grand Superintendent as the view afforded from the dais, next to the Most Excellent Grands is of the Chapter from the figurative east. Normally sitting uncomfortably on the organ bench I can make discrete notes and go through the meeting virtually unnoticed, here, after being announced and paraded in by E Comp James Steele PAGDC I felt exposed.
There were no visitors other than James and I, and the Minerva Companions were thin on the ground. The H Elect, E Comp Dean Marshall was recovering from an operation the day before, and there were various apologies from significant Officers.
However, there were experienced Companions there - notably E Comp Danny Betts who stood in as DC and volunteers from others who made the ceremony flow: E Comp Kevin Marshall succesfully installed his successor, E Comp James Ashby-Kelly as MEZ, and Comp Cawkwell was installed as the new J. Those appointments still to be made will take place at the next meeting.
E Comp Steele kindly took a photograph of the triumvirate (L-R E Comps Tadeuz Krawczyk standing in as H; James Ashby-Kelly as MEZ; me as Rep, and Tom Cawkwell as J) before we retired to the dining room, where after a convivial meal the customary toasts and responses were given. The Minerva Chapter is a happy one; I trust subsequent meetings will see a larger turnout and more visitors, and today's poor attendance wasn't because the Companions saw my name on the summons
Eddie Wildman, Representative
Tuesday 12th October 2026:
A is for Atholl
Report by Matthew Barber
It was a mild but windy evening for Humber 57’s October meeting on Tuesday the 12th. This just so happens to coincide with the week of Hull Fair, and it’s hard to argue against the effects of climate change when “Hull Fair weather” seems to be a thing of the past. I remember Hull Fair as an occasion for a new hat, gloves and scarf when I was younger. These days you could comfortably walk around in a jumper!
I made my way straight from work, worried I would hit traffic of fair goers but was relieved to get down the A63 with very little traffic. Fortunately, I was able to shower at work but had to change on my arrival to Daggar Lane. With a 7pm start this meant I could comfortably get changed into my suit and regalia without having to rush.
The meeting started a little after 7pm after a few late arrivals and last minute stand ins were organised. I took my seat as Junior Deacon and next to our excellent Organist, W Bro Wildman. I noticed a Disney Music book on the music stand and through the evening were some wonderful songs played from my childhood, some of which I couldn’t help singing along to.
The usual business of the evening took place, which I won’t go into here, other than to say a rejoining member was balloted for and passed by the Brethren. It’s good to see Humber’s membership on the rise, even if only slightly. It was a quick meeting as the main event was a talk by the previously mentioned Eddie Wildman, which was to take place in the dining room. As Eddie put it “it would be much better with alcohol!”
Once everyone had a drink and found their seats, Eddie took to the floor with the IT skills of Craig Maurier at the laptop for the presentation.
Eddie had asked me to do this write up prior to the talk taking place, therefore I prepared myself with a pen and notepad to make notes. It was a struggle to keep up with the presentation and jot notes down. Thankfully, at the end of the talk, Eddie gave me his script so I didn’t have to attempt to make out my own handwriting!
The talk was titled “A is for Atholl”, I had some knowledge of the word prior to Eddie’s talk, it is often referred to at Humber’s founders night, but it was enlightening to hear more about it.
Eddie gave a fascinating talk, one that is certainly better to be seen in person, rather than read about. So I will try to provide some of the history, without spoiling the delivery. Just in case Eddie is to deliver it again.
Atholl is a historical mountainous region to the north of Perth, of which the centre is Blair Atholl, home of the Murray Clan and its Chief: The Duke of Atholl. Eddie informed the members that the current 12th Duke of Athol was born and raised in South Africa!
As is commonplace in all parts of society, Freemasons in 1751 were unhappy with changes taking place, and a group of them in particular were disillusioned about the way Premier Grand Lodge was attempting to modernise the ritual. This resulted in division and those resisting the change, referring to themselves as Antient Freemasons, and the Premier Grand Lodge as “Moderns”.
Eddie then went on to explain how the Antients became organised and how the Duke of Atholl became Grand Master. The Atholl coat of arms was also explained and how this is still seen today as part of the UGLE logo. Following the merging of both Grand Lodges and the formation of the United Grand Lodge of England, the Antient Lodges remained in existence. At the union of both lodges, there were 260 active Antient Lodges, and 386 Moderns. Incredible to think that in our Province we have lodge number 57 and one of the newest 10,076!
Today however, only 114 Atholl or Antient lodges remain. 107 of which are in England, and Humber Lodge number 57 in particular! I left feeling a new sense of pride, knowing more about Atholl and Antient Lodges and I will be seeking out my own Atholl tie and or pin badge that I can wear proudly!
Thank you again to Eddie for a wonderful and informative talk. For those reading this, if you see it on a summons again, I highly recommend you attend to understand the whole history.
Matthew Barber, Junior Deacon
Saturday 10th October 2026:
Fair Enough
report by Eddie Wildman
Hull Fair continues a tradition going back over 700 years; its first Royal Charter granted in 1279, though there is evidence informal trade markets before then. When the calendar changed in 1751, removing eleven days in a move towards world agreement over dates, local residents rioted rioted, demanding their lost festival days back. Thus the fair became fixed as a mid-October event. It moved to Walton Street in 1888, having previously gathered off Park Street. It has become a significant entertainment for the city and is considered by some to be the largest travelling funfair in Europe.
I doubt that any members of Lord Bolton Lodge decided to miss tonight's meeting in favour of the noise and bustle of Hull Fair. L3263 is a small Lodge, and with absentees, had to substitute stand-ins for various offices. Some members were on holiday, others were precluded from attending due to ill health. W Bro Cadle, (Old Hymerian) a regular visitor, guarded the door, and W Bro Neil Armstrong (Kingston) stood in again as Secretary. There were two other visitors, W Bros Darren Desker and Barry Longstaff of the Cornerstone Lodge 10051. There were only fifteen of us altogether, a fair turn-out, but it could have been better. In fact, driving to Beverley Road was something of a nightmare: the annual Walton Street event generally snarls up the roads as the evening shadows fall at this time of year.
To be fair, there was little on the agenda. There were three recent Master Masons looking forward to receiving their UGLE Certificates, there was a ballot for a new member, and decisions to be made about who would be installed in various offices next year (the Installation is in November.)
I had devised a Powerpoint presentation to go with the delivery of the certificate presentations: it seems reasonable that all the Brethren should be able to see the pictures while the Candidates peruse the images on their certificates. W Bro Armstrong operated the projector with his usual skill, so the Lodge was able to see pictures of our own United Grand Lodge's Grand Master - and earlier ones, and follow the symbolic meanings of the "jewels" of the Lodge, differentiate between the classical columns etc. Let me take this opportunity to thank Neil - he never complains when I land him with extra work. I took a photograph afterwards of the WM, W Bro Colin Bird with the certificate recipients, Bros Carl Eden, Owen Brookes and George Bird.
Nonetheless it was a pleasant meeting, with a cosy festive board afterwards. I trust that next month's installation, with W Bro Colin Bird beginning another year in the Master's Chair, will be better attended.
I travelled home with Anthony Cadle, taking a different route to avoid the traffic. I wonder if some of the younger members of the Lodge might have gone on to the Fair to experience hanging upside-down on the Speed/Mach 1 propeller-style attraction, or the Zipper with its vertical boom, or the Freak Out - just thinking about it scares me. I decided to go to bed instead.
Eddie Wildman, Organist
Friday 9th October 2026:
Ach, Jimmy's Back Itgither
De la Pole Installation
report by Eddie Wildman
What would later be described as a perfect evening began before the 5.30 start at Beverley Road, as tea, coffee and biscuits were laid on; there was a lot of folk present, some having travelled a considerable distance for the Outstallation of Malcolm Forbes and the Installation of Jimmy Kerr. In fact, it became quite loud in the reception area and I went upstairs to sit in the Lodge Room away from the din. My deafness can be disconcerting. Meanwhile W Bro Kerr (photograph by W Bro Neil Armstrong) was putting finishing touchess to the screen in the dining room, with slides of previous de la Pole occasions to be shown during the festive board. The ding room was magnificently arrayed with a Scottish theme, put together by Bar Manager Georgina, assisted by her husband James. Tartan and heather featured on the tables to enhance the Scottish themed meal.
Eventually the Brethren gathered upstairs. For some obscure reason the opening hymn is not sung at de la Pole installations, and Malcolm led straight into the opening of the Lodge efficiently and audibly. There were five United Grand Lodge Officers present (four of them past rulers in either Craft or Chapter, so I knew my place) and we were saluted before a report from the Tyler announced that the Director of Ceremonies for the Representative of the Right Worshipful Provincial Grand Master requested admission. W Bro Lee Atkinson entered and asked for a Provincial Escort for the Rep. W Bro James Ashby-Kelly made a dignified entry and took his place by W Bro Malcolm Forbes. (Pictured: W Bros Ashby-Kelly, Jim Kerr, Lee Atkinson by Peter Stokes.)
The usual Lodge business continued with a portion of the Ancient Charges, the minutes, etc. Then the main business of the evening was announced - the Installation (or rather re-installation) of W Bro James Kerr.
The Lodge was openened in the 2°, and the Candidate for reinastallation was presented by the DC, W Bro Peter Robson. Jimmy, who was wearing a kilt for the occassion stood as he was addressed by the WM, affirming he was prepared to abide by the obligations already undertaken. A prayer was offered for his welfare. Jimmy recited his obligation as a Ruler in the Craft (Installations always begin in the 2°) while the Brethren stood to order.
The Lodge wa raised to the 3°, with its geometric symbolism, and W Bro Forbes declared all offices vacant. Senior Brethren were ordered into place as Installing Officers and all those Brethren below the rank of an Installed Master retired.
W Bro Kerr was again presented and installed in a somewhat truncated ceremony according to ancient custom, and W Bro Forbes invested him with the collar of office of the Master of the Lodge, using the traditional grip and word of an Installed Master, installing him into the figurative Chair of King Solomon and relinquishing the Master's Gavel. This was the fulcrum whereat the power tranferred; W Bro Kerr invested W Bro Forbes with the collar of the Immediate Past Master, saying that should he need help and advice, he knew he could rely on Malcolm's support.
I have rarely witnessed a smoother ceremony, and was pleased to be able to congratulate both WM and IPM before the Board of Installed Masters was closed and the Lodge reopened in the 3°.
As Master Masons (and subsequently FC and EA Masons) were called back into the Lodge. Malcolm presented the Warrant of the Lodge, which is dated 1876 - this year marks the 150th year of the de la Pole fraternity.
The new WM invested his officers. The traditional addresses to the Master, Wardens and Brethren were delivered - I was flattered to have been asked to give the address to Jim, and felt surprisingly nervous, after which the Masonic Anthem was sung by W Bro Richard Smedley, a resonant performance with all the Brethren joining in the chorus.
The new Master thanked everyone for their efforts and for their support. Reports followed. There was no other business. RW Bro Bill Glanvilled gave greetings from and on behalf of the UGLE Officers, W Bro James Ashby-Kelly gave greetings on behalf of the Province, and RW Bro Jonathan Smith spoke on behalf of all the visitors (it would have taken far too long for all thirty-nine to have responded individually.)
After the Lodge was duly closed and the final hymn sung, the Master invited everyone to gather for a photograph. All are shown above except for W Bro Peter Stokes, who kindly took the picture.
The Brethren made their way downstairs to the bar and well appointed dining room.
The sumptuous meal was waitress-served and the traditional toasts were given. W Bro James Ashby-Kelly was introduced by the Master and spoke briefly but tellingly in response to toast number five. JImmy 2Kilts was toasted by W Bro Robert Dinsdale who dilated on his becoming acquainted with Jimmy through running. He spoke of W Bro Kerr's meteoric rise in the Craft. "He's a phenominal fellow," he said. The Master's Song was led by W Bro Smedders, and Jimmy responded averring that he was "a happy bunny" who loved his Freemasonry.
The toast to the IPM was proposed by Bro Ian Montgomery, who spoke of Malcolm's progress in Freemasonry and his keen involvemnet with charitable work. Malcolm's response was modest and self-effacing, and he thanked everyone who had supported him. RW Bro Bill Glanville responded to the Visitor's toast, manifestly buzzing at the conclusion of which he pointed out had been "a perfect evening."
The final song, Happy to meet again, led by Richard, was a fitting conclusion to a lovely installation celebration.
Eddie Wildman
Thursday 8th October 2026:
Malcolm Forbes' annual Charity Conference report may be found on the Charity Page of this website. The Humber Lodge is well supported by such a committed supporter of the Charity work done not only in the Lodge but the Province as a whole.
Thursday 8th October 2026:
The rank is but the guinea stamp - the man himself's the gold
report by Eddie Wildman
W Bro Alex McCallum PPJGD occupied the Master's Chair at the 692nd Meeting of the Old Hymerian Lodge 6885 this evening as the WM was on a plane bound for foreign climes. There were only a few Brethren attending - less than a score of us, and I was the only visitor.
I had planned to attend a while ago, however, as the main item on the brief agenda was a lecture entitled "Poetry in Masonry" by W Bro David Greendale PJGD (pictured.) I had heard him dilate succinctly on this topic some twenty years ago, and looked forward to making an advancement in my Masonic knowledge.
I arrived early and Luke Pyrah the chef treated me to a cup of tea. "There's plenty of food if you want to stay and eat," he told me. "I'd better check it out with the Steward," I said, "as I haven't booked in." But the Acting WM and W Bro Anthony Cadle PPJGD were insistant. "Of course you're staying," said Anthony, !I'll go and tell the chef to set another place. And I'll give you a lift home."
W Bro Graham Hunter, Lodge Organist, arrived. "That's good," I said to myself, "I don't have to play tonight. I'll find a seat where I can hear what's going on."
The WM opened the Lodge with calm efficiency and greetings were given to RW Bro Jeffrey Gillyon, Past Provincial Grand Master now sitting in the Senior Warden's Chair, as the highest ranking Brother present. The Lodge minutes were approved.
David Greendale explained that rhetoric, one of the skills a Mason should aspire to achieve, was the Victorian term for creative writing, and classed poetry in this catagory. He spoke in general terms of the Regius Manuscript (also known as the Halliwell MS) of 1390 as the earliest Masonic poetry, showing the beginnings of the Craft in the time of King Athelstan, but declined to deliver it, it being 64-pages long and in Middle English. He did however refer to a poem by Dr Rob Morris "the Masonic Dickens of America": "We meet upon the Level (and Part on the Square)" which was recited Anthony Cadle. There is a song and chorus which uses some of the words of this poem, performed in a number of local Lodges.
"The Secretary's Lament" is perhaps more doggerel than deathless verse, but David read out this exposition of the Secretary's unappreciated task of Lodge administration in suitably lugubrious tones.
Bro Simon Copeman delivered a humourous account of a Worshipful Master suffering an embarrassing accident before a Lodge meeting; there are several versions of this comic verse and the author is unknown. Alex McCallum rectied "The Peppermint Men" written by Mrs Gladys Treacy in 1986 for her local Lodge's Ladies Evening - a quirky piece of work highlighting how her husband's promise of "one night a month" becomes an exhausting schedule of meetings. The title refers to how Freemasons often carry mints to freshen their breath.
"The Lambskin" by Edgar A Guest was read by Bro Tom Wigglesworth, concluding with the lines "So honor the lamskin, may it always remain/ Forever unblemished, and free from all stain,/ And when we are called to the Great Father's love,/ May we all take our place in that Lodge up above."
David peppered his talk with jokes, maintaining a light touch to offset the seriousness of some of the verses. Rudyard Kipling's "Banqueting Night" was read by Anthony Cadle, a fine poem which I have used frequently in Daggards presentations. Another poem regarding the Masonic Apron followed (Tom) and "The Final Toast" by David Lester Richardson first printed in The Masonic Vocal Manual in 1852, delivered by Sam from the JW's Chair.
This was a fine poem to close with and the WM thanked David for putting together such a worthy presentation, complimenting all the participants for their efforts.
Reports followed, and the Lodge was closed in due and ancient form.
At the superb Festive Board another poem was heard - The Nine o' Clock Toast delivered by W Bro David Waddington as the minute hand reached the top of the hour. It had been a short but most enjoyable meeting - as RW Bro Gillyon remarked to me "Better than sitting vegetating in front of the TV." And it gave me ample time to write this report. Thank you, Old Hymerian Lodge!
Eddie Wildman, gatecrasher
Monday 5th October 2026:
Humber Installed Masters 2494
report by Malcolm Forbes
After attending a De La Pole Lodge 1605 Committee meeting in Swanland earlier in the afternoon, I arrived at Beverley Road Masonic Hall at 5.0 pm. Other early arrivals for a 6.30 pm start were Bro Eddie Wildman and Bro Ian Syddall, members of Humber Lodge 57, and Bro Steve Berry, a member of Technical Lodge 5666, all of whom are also members of Humber Installed Masters Lodge.
Soon Brethren started to arrive and exchange lively conversation. Amongst them were Bro Terry Scott, a member of Juno Lodge 10001 and fellow local cricket umpire. I had attended the Installation meeting of Juno Lodge two days earlier when Bro Scott installed W Bro Kieron Rose-Newton into the Worshipful Master's Chair. Cricket was also a topic of conversation with the Worshipful Master of Humber Installed Masters, W Bro Dr Hiten Thaker, (pictured) and Bro Alan Allinson, the Lodge Charity Steward, who will be giving me a lift to the Provincial Charity Conference Day at Roman Road Masonic Hall, Middlesbrough, on Thursday 8th October. Watch this space.
The Opening Ode was sung before the Lodge was opened in due and antient form. A portion of the Ancient Charges was read out by acting Secretary Bro Berry. The minutes of the Installation meeting held on 1st June 2026 were duly approved.
The main business of the evening was to hear a talk entitled 'The Night Soil Men' given by Bro Wildman and Bro Neil Armstrong, with technical assistance from Director of Ceremonies Bro Craig Maurier (pictured on the right) skilfully operating the slides providing the backdrop to the entertaining talk.
Bro Armstrong (pictured on the left) coordinated the presentation as Bro Wildman took on the guise of Mr Obadiah Gibson, (pictured centre) whose job it was to employ people to clear up human detritis in nineteenth century Hull. There was much whimsy in the presentation as Bros Wildman (who alternated into a medical persona during the presentation) and Armstrong exchanged barbs. Although light hearted, the presentation was a social commentary on the state of public health and social deprivation at the outset of Victorian England. With the skill the Daggards have cultivated in a variety of Masonic presentations, the participants were able to captivate the audience, whose applause at the end recognised the research and effort that had been put into the production.
Afterwards WM W Bro Dr Thaker reflected on his own medical experiences as a specialist in infectious diseases when he worked in Zambia and India. As a leading authority on infectious diseases eg Covid-19 and cholera, the presentation had much resonance with him.
Greetings were given by Grand Lodge Officer Bro Mike Graham on behalf of the other Grand Lodge Officers present, W Bro Thaker and Bro Wildman. Lodge Chaplain Bro Adrian Hayward gave greetings on behalf of the Province of Yorkshire North and East Ridings. After the closing of the Lodge the Closing Ode was sung.
The Festive Board with twenty-three Brethren dining was sumptuous. Toasts were submitted to the King and the Grand Master before Junior Warden Bro Kevin Priestley submitted the toast to Absent Brethren. Tyler Bro Jonathan Sykes concluded with the Tyler's toast.
Malcolm Forbes, L57 WM
Saturday 3rd October 2026:
DON’T PANIC!
Kingston Lodge 1010 & Lord Bolton 3263. Joint Social.
by Neil Armstrong
Those famous words could hardly have been more fitting at Beverley Road Masonic Hall on Saturday evening, as members, wives, partners, and guests came together for a wonderfully convivial Dad’s Army Social Evening.
By half past six the bar was filling nicely, and it soon became clear that many of those arriving had embraced the invitation to dress for the occasion with great enthusiasm. Military uniforms, ARP attire, braces, hats, and all manner of wartime apparel were much in evidence and, with Union Flags decorating the dining room, Beverley Road began to feel rather more like Walmington-on-Sea than Hull.
The company moved through to the dining room, where Colin warmly welcomed everyone on behalf of the two Lodges. Grace was given before our Chef Luke Pyrah’s excellent meal was served, War time themed Pea Soup, Black-market Roast beef and rounded off by Eggless sponge and custard. The meal concluded with thanks, the National Anthem, and the customary toasts.
Enjoyable though the formalities were, they were not the main focus of the evening.
Various mysterious props began to appear on the stage; a blanket was produced and preparations got under way for the evening’s principal entertainment.
Neil Armstrong has developed a particular talent for persuading others to take part in the dramatic sketches he creates. Following the success of his previous efforts, he had been encouraged to turn his attention to that much-loved television institution, Dad’s Army.
With a U-boat Kapitän in tow, the small band of Home Guard warriors briefly transported us all back to Britain in 1940.
Neil was joined by Michael, Marcus, Jake, Barbara, Angela, and Mike, each of whom entered wholeheartedly into the spirit of the occasion. Costumes, props, accents, and a generous interpretation of military discipline came together in a humorous performance that delighted everyone present.
It might be unkind to suggest that the Home Guard of Walmington-on-Sea had anything to fear from their Beverley Road counterparts — although the audience certainly did at various points, Corporal Jones in particularly and all in the best possible spirit.
The stage was transformed with a wartime backdrop and notices, while Union Flag bunting and flickering candles completed the 1940s atmosphere.
After the performance there was a short comfort break while the piano was moved into position. It also offered an opportunity to enjoy the Churchill cigar game, a variation on pin the tail on donkey, before Neil attempted to restore some semblance of order with a quiz.
Whether the quiz truly restored order is, perhaps, open to debate.
Eddie took his place at the piano and began a lively, old-fashioned singalong, with the entire room enthusiastically joining Richard Smedley in song. Also from Humber Lodge was David Terry. His support is always highly valued. At one point, an especially eager singer edged Eddie steadily towards the wall — proving that audience participation can be taken rather literally. Some sang beautifully; Colin (Lord Bolton) sang (in German) Lily Marlene; others made up in enthusiasm what they lacked in tune. The distinction mattered little, as everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves while waving their Union flags with glee!
By ten o’clock it was time to choose the winners of the best costume competition, one male one female, with the unenviable task falling jointly to Wayne and Colin. There had certainly been no shortage of effort, and the wonderful array of wartime characters around the room made their decision anything but easy.
With the evening drawing to a close, Michael and Jake lent a cheerful hand with the raffle, holding up the prizes for the lucky winners as Marcus pulled out the tickets, which raised £350. Two local charities will be receiving donations.
Perhaps the greatest success of the evening was the reminder of just how enjoyable joint social events can be. They give members of all ages, their families, and friends from different Lodges the chance to spend time together, share a laugh and strengthen the friendships that make Freemasonry so special. Judging by the volume of conversation, laughter and good-natured banter throughout the evening, there was certainly no shortage of camaraderie on display. If anyone arrived as a stranger, they certainly did not leave as one. Indeed, by the end of the evening, the only real danger was that some people were enjoying themselves so much they had forgotten they were supposed to go home.
Kapitänleutnant Wolfgang von Schnitzel
Commanding Officer, U-96
Saturday 3rd October 2026:
Juno 10001 Installation
report by Eddie Wildman
There are only three Lodges in the Province of Yorkshire North and East Ridings named after classical deities. These are Minerva 250, named after the Roman goddess of wisdom; Vulcan 450, which meets in Middlesbrough, named after the Roman god of fire and forge; and Juno 10001, which like the Minerva Lodge meets at Dagger Lane in Hull. Juno was also Roman, the ancient goddess of marriage and childbirth, special protector of the state. The month of June is named after her. Her symbols include the peacock and the pomegranate.
Lodge 10001 features a peacock on its logo, a wavy line indicating the River Humber (and dividing the background into two Masonic blues). Representing beauty, the bird sits above the light of learning (Juno is a University Schemes Lodge - indeed the motto Lampada Ferens - which means "bearing the torch" or "carrying the light of learning" is the motto of the University of Hull (with an intellectual pun on Thomas Ferens, local industrialist, who was a primary benefactor of the university in 1927. Incidentally, another significant contributor was Sir James Reckitt; had his name been chosen rather than Ferens' the moto could have been Reckitt Fecit.) The ducal coronet is from the arms of the city of Hull, the Yorkshire rose with the square and compasses represents East Yorkshire freemasonry, and the pomegranete represents fertility and abundance. I'm am unsure how many Juno Lodge members are aware of the implications of the symbols, but the theme is maintained in Lodge meetings; model peacocks are used as the Wardens' gavels, and acedemic gowns are worn by qualifying officers of the Lodge. Thus tradition forges a link to the Lodge's home and professed intent. There were no pomegranates at the festive board, however.
I am grateful to the Artificial Intelligence which reached my laptop from the ether for the portrait of the goddess Juno. A picture of Minerva may be found on Lodge 250's website (scroll down the Welcome page.)
While on the subject of logos (which co-incidentally is the Greek word for reason or logic, albeit differently pronounced) I should mention that the classical Latin phrase Sapere Aude ("dare to know" or "dare to be wise") was first found in recorded script by the Roman poet Horace, who wrote "Sapere aude, incipe!" in his Epistles of 20 BC: "Dare to know, begin!" - a call to apply reason and moral wisdom and thus achieve enlightenment. It will be interesting in the years to come to see how this encouragement in independent thinking aligns with the tradition and authority of the Masonic institution, but advancement and development is generally achieved by reaction to challenge.
Another logo appears on the summons, that of AMULL, the Association of the Medical, University & Legal Lodges. This Charity brings together professional and academic Masonic Lodges across the country, promoting charity through the awarding of grants and bursaries to students in need. The Caduceus shows the staff of Hermes with two snakes entwined and topped with wings. Historically connected with commerce and peace, this symbol has been adopted to denote medical and dental services. The scales or balance represent both the legal profession and fundamental Masonic principles. These symbols are contained within the open arms of the compasses and an open book: interpretation is of course up to the viewer, but it may be read as the guiding arms of Freemasonry embracing the medical and legal professions, with the VSL as a foundation for everything.
But enough philosophy and speculation. I carefully packed my tailcoat (a prerequisite for Officers of UGLE on official visits) and checked I had my music and regalia. Whoops! I hadn't fed the goldfish. I hastened to drop some fishfood into the water and realised I was still wearing my slippers.
Properly shod, I travelled in with W Bro Rob Atkinson of Technical Lodge 5666, arriving early because he had a rehearsal as part of the Provincial Escort and I wanted to sort out an annoying cypher on the organ (possibly caused by a moth, or half a moth, preventing the pallet valve from closing completely) which I was able to fix without getting out the ladders and removing any pipes. The downstairs room at Dagger Lane was filling up quickly - Brethren were travelling from far and wide to support the RWPGM and take a look at this first five-figure Lodge in the north of England. In fact the visitors and Provincial Team well outnumbered the Juno Brethren. It promised to be a vivacious gathering.
The meeting began at ten o' clock. The DC, W Bro Barrie Jeffery was making last-minute adjustments as messages came in from Officers unable to make it, trying to fill seats while people were bombarding him with questions. W Bro Graeme Reid, Royal Arch Representative, calmly took on the additional role of Chaplain. Other experienced old hands assumed extra duties without demur. I was impressed. We gathered, the WM, W Bro Terry Scott gavelled, and the opening hymn was sung.
Appropriately, and possibly not intentionally, the tune for the opening hymn is called University College. With the academic gowns and hoods on show, I thought for a moment I was back in the nearby City Hall for the annual graduation award ceremonies. There was a sense of dignity and purpose. Gaudeamus igitur, I reflected. I would use that tune for the main processional.
At this stage in the proceedings there were only two UGLE Officers present (the others would process in shortly after) so Paul Harper, the Lodge Secretary and I were honoured with salutes. The dispensation allowing the date of the meeting to be changed was read, and then a hearty knoock on the door from the Tyler, W Bro Alistair Heaton, announced the Provincial Director of Ceremonies.
Under his direction, and ably assisted by his assistant, a dignified Escort was admitted, further high-ranking Officers, and ultimately, the Right Worshipful Provincial Grand Master, W Bro Mark Iveson, preceded by the Provincial Grand Sword Bearer, Humber Lodge's W Bro Malcolm Forbes, and followed by the Provincial Banner Bearer. The RWPGM, having demanded admission, briefly took the Master's Chair and addressed a few words to the assembled Brethren after having received a Masonic salute appropriate to his exalted rank and station.
W Bro Scott resumed his seat, and struck with his Mason's maul. I wondered, as I watched from the organ seat, what the correct verb would be; had it been a gavel, he would have gavelled. Had it been a hammer, he would have hammered. But to say "the Master mauled" doesn't seem quite right. The Wardens were using brass peacocks; but writing these notes I decided that to tell you that they cocked or they peed would not be appropriate.
A portion of the Ancient Charges was read. The minutes of the last Juno meeting were carried, reports confirmed. The WM presented £250 on behalf of the Lodge to the Festival which was gratefully received by the PGM.
The main thrust of the morning, of course, was the installation of the new WM. Kieran Rose-Newton would be the first Master to take the office without having previously been through the Chair. The Entered Apprentice retired and the Lodge was raised to the 2°. Bro Rose-Newton was presented by the Installing DC, W Bro Jeffery.
It is not my intention to detail every feature of the Installation ceremony; I don't do spoilers, but I can mention that the Master Elect stood as the terms of his mastership were outlined by the WM and reinforced by the Secretary's reading of the necessary regulations. Bro Rose-Newton took the first of his obligations.
The Lodge was raised through the 3° to a Board of Installed Masters and I was able to find a comfortable seat as those Brethren below the degree of an Installed Master retired. (The wooden organ stool can get very uncomfortable after a while.) The Worshipful Brethren stood as the speculative historical origins of the words and sign of an Installed Master were explained by Kieran's father, W Bro Ben Rose, who proudly placed him in the figurative Chair of King Solomon. A mortar board was produced and donned by the Worshipful Master.
The Tyler, W Bro Alistair Heaton was called in. He presented the Working Tools of an Installed Master in a dynamic and dramatic manner. The Lodge was lowered through the degrees, and a verse of the Masonic Anthem was well sung by W Bro Richard Smedley in each degree during the perambulation of the Brethren. The Master invested those Officers present; those unable to attend will be presented with their collars of office on a future occasion.
Addresses were given to the Master, Wardens and Brethren.
Greetings were extended from many Lodges, and the WM closed the Lodge efficiently in due and ancient form. The peacocks were well exercised by the Wardens, W Bro Ash Vasali and Bro David Emerton. I managed to take a snapshot of the Provincial team with the new WM, and of Ben, Kieran and the RWPGM..
I was struggling at the Festive Board; increasing deafness muffles the focus and the hoards of visitors were enthusiastic. But I enjoyed the company. Parking restrictions moved the meeting on swiftly; a presentation about the Iron Duke was given by the Sea Cadets during the first course. This Charity is one of Kieran's particular interests, and the proceeds of the raffle today would go to them.
Toasts were given during the meal. The RWPGM spoke of the new Master's evident confidence and happy smile, wishing him every happiness and congratulating his father, Ben. "Both of you will remember the occasion," he said, and exhorted the Juno Brethren to support Kieran. Ben proposed the toast to his son. Richard Smedley sang the Master's Song beautifully. The WM responded fluently. Barrie Jeffery gave the toast to the IPM (I missed much of the following speeches due to the ambient noise) and Terry Scott responded, thanking all his officers for their support. The SW, Ash Vasali gave the toast to the visitors, and Lloyd Glanville responded audibly and well after the Visitors Song was sung (Richard.)
There was plenty more on the agenda, though the Provincial team by this time had left: Bryan Burton proposed a toast to the Founders; Paul Harper responded. The JW, David Emerton submitted the toast to Absent Brethren. The Loving Cup ceremony was performed: James Steele read out the historical explanation which involved Brethren standing and protecting as the imbibers quaffed in turn. This is apparently part of the University Scheme tradition, and the Loving Cup was claimed by the Connaught and Truth Lodge 521 from Huddersfield.
Many of the Brethren were merry by the time the meeting ended - they joined in "Happy to Meet Again" with enthusiasm. I had a lift home with the DC Barrie Jeffery, who looked exhausted after the long but succesful meeting.
Now it was time to get ready for tonight's bash at Beverley Road. (Neil Armstrong's report is above.) I just wished I wasn't so deaf!
Eddie Wildman, Guest Organist
Friday 2nd October 2026:
Lodge of Instruction Open Night - A Technical Hitch
report by Eddie Wildman
The title is somewhat misleading - there were technical hitches - the Senior Warden was delayed in Middlesborough, for example, and there were other unexpected absentees, but a visitor would not have known - with its usual efficiency, the Lodge rallied round, solving problems on the fly. Not that there were many visitors; Danny Betts, Lecture Master of the Minerva Lodge 250 was there, but he was the only one. The LoI Worshipful Master, and indeed the Master Elect, David Green, had already done a stint as Master of Minerva, but, as he was later to remark, no two Lodges are the same - there are subtle variations in ritual and procedure, and he was surprisingly a little nervous about this evening's event. The current WM of Technical 5666, Arash Vasali, was to act as Candidate. This not being an "official" Craft meeting, no regalia was worn, and the Brethren looked surprisingly different in mufti.
The Lodge was opened in due form, and a knock on the door from Antony James the Tyler outside warned everyone that the Candidate was ready. The tongue of good report having been heard in his favour, Arash was passed to the Inner Guard, Paul Draper and then taken by the arm by the Junior Deacon, John Hemmingway who perambulated him round the Lodge.
The Organist, not being obliged to maintain the traditional tunes on this quasi-informal occasion, played a selection of Disney themes throughout the evening; for the walk past "Can you feel the Love tonight" from the Lion King replaced the usual "Lux beneficia". Other tunes included "Spoonful of Sugar" and "Chim chim cheree" from Mary Poppins, and "Baby Mine" from the film "Dumbo", which was one of the earliest Disney animations, (1941) and it was a little worrying that so many of the Brethren approached me afterwards saying it brought back memories.
Arash was well obligated by the W, and John Hemingway pointed out the Lesser Lights. Ed Thompson communicated the "secret" grip and password of an Entered Apprentice Freemason (at twenty-four hour's notice - another disaster averted) - and directed Arash to the Wardens to prove his retention of the distinguishing signs of an Entered Apprentice Freemason. The acting Senior Warden, Allan McKay, figuratively invested the Candidate with the apron belonging to the 1°.
The Northeast Corner (symbolic of the foundation stones placed in significant edifices) is a reminder to Masons that Charity is at the heart of the Craft - the address at the NEC was given by Elara Gambles. The Warrant and Book of Constitutions was well delivered by the Inner Guard, Paul Draper, and Mark Cusack enlightened the Brethren as to the symbolic application of the Working Tools in the First Degree in Freemasonry.
There was a report at this stage: Thekkootupisharam Nandakumar, who has the longest name on the summons, who had travelled from Middlesborough to be with us, was at the door. The Inner Guard announced him: "Brother Junior Warden, it's Nanda!" Allan McKay relinquished the Senior Warden's gavel with profound relief.
Bill Turner-Bone gave the Ancient Charge with his usual measured delivery. As a musician he appreciates the value of every note being correctly sounded, and his unhurried oratory gives the opportunity for contemplation during this, the only part of the ritual which is in the public domain. (The 1723 Constitutions by James Anderson established the foundation for English Freemasonry and is out of copyright.)
The Lecture Master, Ian Parkinson, who had remained standing like an orchestral conductor in the Southeast Corner throughout the proceedings showed his approval with silent applause.
The Q&A exchange between the Principal Officers was made, after which, instead of retiring, Arash was conducted to the dais by the DC Rob Atkinson to sit next to the WM.
I failed to fear the brief reports as the Brethren addressed the WM and I was at the opposite end of the room; I gave greetings from UGLE and Antony James did likewise on behalf of the many Provincial Officers present.
David Green ordered the Lodge closed according to ancient custom. Dave Green, Ash Vesali and John Hemingway returned for the snapshot.
After a lovely meal (Luke Pyrah's culinary expertise is admired through the Province) the Entered Apprentice Song was rendered and interrupted by an explanation of the Masonic Chain. Ash's response to the toast was given with his back to me so I couldn't hear what he said - sorry!
Keith Challis proposed the toast to David, speaking of his energetic and enthusiastic Masonic involvement and his passion to succeed. David responded, saying that in the last few months he had enjoyed a fantastic time with the Technical Lodge, in great company. He thanked the Brethren for their efforts, and Keith for being his best friend.
Paul Draper proposed a toast to the Senior Brethren who had served the food during the meal. Mark Cusack responded: "'Time flies,'" he said, "You young 'uns will one day be making this response."
Ed Thompson submitted the toast to the absent, sick and seafaring Brethren. Nanda, still recovering from singing the first verse of the Entered Apprentice Song, proposed an erudite Visitor's toast, with reference to Minerva Lodge's classical connections and various Greek and Latin allusions. "Γηράσκω δ’ αἰεὶ πολλὰ διδασκόμενος," he quipped. David Turner and John Hemmingway sang the visitors song. Danny Betts (pictured) responded, saying that as a lad from East Hull he was outclassed by the culture of the Brethren at the Senior Warden's end of the table, his expertise inclining more towards football, but he wished the Lodge well and thanked the SW and the Brethren for an excellent evening. "Σας εύχομαι τα καλύτερα," he said, but in English.
The Master for the evening gave his parish noticed and heartfelt thanks to all, after which John Chapman and John Hemmingway led the singing in "Happy to meet again."
I have no doubt a blog will appear on the Technical Lodge website in due course.
Eddie Wildman, Deaf Organist
Thursday 1st October 2026:
Ceremony of Steel
Report by Eddie Wildman
It was a sultry evening, unseasonably warm for the beginning of October when the Brethren assembled at Beverley Road Masonic Hall. With the visitors, there were nearly two dozen souls present. It was good to see a healthy number of younger Brethren in Office as the WM, W Bro Nigel Bell opened the Lodge with the customary "flight check" to ensure all his officers were in place.
The opening was managed very efficiently, and after the usual business with the minutes etc., the Master announced that the next item on the agenda was to pass Bro Andrew Graeme Steel to the degree of a Fellowcraft Freemason.
In the capable hands of the Junior Deacon, Bro Gareth Laycock, Bro Steel answered the set questions for advancement to the second degree. The Junior Warden, Bro Neil Tomlin ascertained that there was nobody present but FCs and beyond, and the Lodge's current Entered Apprentice retired. Bro Steel was then instructed in the necessary information to gain entry to a Fellow Craft Lodge, and retired to prepare himself. The Lodge was opened in the 2°, the DC, W Bro Richard East adjusted the VSL to the Book of Amos, and being in possesion of the necessary words and signs for readmission, Bro Steel was permitted to re-enter.
I'll not expand on the ceremony except to remark it was excellent. The WM took Bro Steel through his obligation as a Fellowcraft, and W Bro Rob McKenna briefly relinquished his role as Tyler to give a superb rendition of the signs and words of the 2°. W Bro Richard East, DC, gave the address at the Southeast Corner, and I had the privilege of explaining the Working Tools of the Degree. W Bro Adrian Hayward delivered the Charge. During all this, Bro Steel was accompanied by W Bro Garry Millett, standing-in as Senior Deacon, who has the responsibility for the Candidate in the Second degree ceremony. He was evidently in some pain through backache, but soldiered on regardless.
The Master closed the Lodge in the 2° and opened in the first, and took reports. Bro Steel reentered, smartly saluting in the 1°. W Bro McKenna treated the Brethren to an interesting nugget from Solomon regarding the preparation of a Candidate, after which the WM closed the Lodge. The Deacons and WM stood with Brother Steel for a photograph.
At the festive board W Bro Forbes stood in as JW, Bro Tomlin being unable to stay. On this occasion the meal was a chicken curry; Indian curry and rice had been the favourite dish of W Bro Dave Colley, who was WM of the Thesaurus Lodge in 2008 and 2009. The Chaplain, W Bro Hayward, himself a distance runner, spoke of the tragic event when W Bro Colley was taking part in a half marathon when he suddenly collapsed through an unsuspected heart condition and died despite the immediate intervention of the paramedics. He is warmly remembered by those who knew him, and the annual curry is in respect to his memory.
W Bro Ian Syddall, who had given greetings from the Humber Lodge upstairs, responded to the Senior Warden's toast to the visitors (four, from three sister Lodges), thanking the Brethren for the warm welcome, friendly faces, and the super ceremony, remarking that the ritual had not only been delivered, but with understanding. He thanked the Thesaurus Lodge for a most enjoyable evening.
His perceptive summary cannot be bettered, as I said to W Bro Forbes who kindly gave me a lift home. Thanks, Malcolm!
Eddie Wildman, Organist